If I were president, I’d make pot smoking mandatory for everyone who thinks it should be illegal. I’d force all Republican men to wear a burka and to gay-marry eachother.
Sean Hannity would have to gay-marry Anne (The Man) Coulter and Hannity would have to wear the burka.
Chris Matthews would be forced to gay-marry Tim Russert. They sould both have to wear Burkas at their wedding.
Bill O’Rielly would have to marry Rush Limbaugh, and Limbaugh would wear the burka.